How to pick a good watermelon

Now that it's hot and humid outside, what better way to cool down than with a slice of watermelon? If you ever see somebody with a pickup bed full of melons, here's how to get a deal. For instance, if you can get one for $6 or two for $10. Buy two of them and then ask to return one of them. Since one watermelon is worth $6 dollars you end up paying only $4 for the one watermelon. It's a great deal. If they don't accept returns, just smash both of your watermelons all over the pavement so that the onlookers can see. It's only $10, and how fun is it to smash a watermelon? Just ask Gallagher.