Favorite Driving Microaggressions

• Using your blinker just as someone enters your blind spot, so they have the impression that you will run them off the road
• Excessively using your wiper fluid so that it sprays on the car behind you.
• Staying in the blind spot, waiting for someone to enter your lane as you are inches from their rear bumper
• Hanging your cigarette hand out of the car window
• Not repairing dents and dings so others know you don’t care what happens to your car
• Easing two wheels on the line as to look around the car in front of you so that you can see what the holdup is.
• Driving in the middle lane, and riding close to the line when a car passes, as if there are magnets in your side panels
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