Navigating Traffic: Tips and Tricks

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Stuck in traffic? Don't want to wait patiently like everyone else? Make your own lane out of the shoulder of the road. Whenever someone does this, and I'm getting off the next exit legally, I match their speed. This way, they have to stay on the shoulder as long as possible. I figure they wanted to ride on the shoulder. They can kick up rocks for people behind them until they are forced to squeeze back in. If they are turning left off the exit, they should make a right from the shoulder. Then, they can make a U-turn.