Apr
23
There are no men's restrooms anymore.

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Do you go #1 or #2 in this thing?

On our way back from a long trip, we stopped at a gas station to use the toilets. I noticed a line of ladies had formed outside the bathrooms. As I approached the men's room, a woman walked out and another one entered without hesitation.

Me: "Are we having some gender confusion here, ladies?"

Random Lady: "Women have babies, so we get to use your bathrooms"

I didn't understand her logic, so I fired back…

Men get kicked in the testicles, so we can use your bathrooms?

Another time I went to a store and had to use the toilet. Surprisingly, there was only a "Family" and a woman's restroom. My family wasn't with me, so I had to use the women's restroom, no other choice.
It's not the first time I've used a woman's toilet. I was interviewing for a job and was exhausted from the long flight and the uncomfortable hotel bed. After my lunch with the recruiter, I met my sister at Sam's club to buy some snacks. I stopped off at the bathroom first and wondered why there were no urinals. I picked a stall next to someone who was sitting. I stood up to pee as normal. As I walked out, I did a doubletake as I saw the "Men's" sign as I exited the women's restroom. My sister was doubled over in laughter, but I'm sure the lady who was still in the toilet was just as confused as I was.
Now that we are moving to Gender Neutral restrooms in public places, this gives a whole new meaning to the term, "Baby Changing Stations". I hope people don't do anything stupid.


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