Softball Dad Starter Kit

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Making the transition from Rec League to Travel/Club ball is never easy, but we can help you look the part with minimal effort. Just requires a few adjustments to your wardrobe and gear.

Team Hat and Shirt
Contact your team mom to get the link to your swag store. At a minimum, you need a sun hat

Viper Sunglasses - Hide your long stares, glares, and angry eyes.

Long Beard - patchy is best, helps hide the double chin

BP Jacket - help cover up the beer gut

Cargo Shorts - deep pockets for sunflower seeds and extra fluid for your electronic cigarette

Hey Dudes - Easy on easy off, just like a 1-2-3 up 3 down. Might fly off if you fight other parents or umpires.

Beer Gut - pairs nicely with the BP Jacket

Big Mouth for Bleacher Coaching

Rocker Chair that Squeaks - get comfortable near the live stream camera while the pistons squeak enough to drown out the bleacher coaching.

Yeti Tumbler (With Questionable Beverage)

Camera - Hang on the fence to record your child for later analysis and criticism.