How to be offended by anything

Don't be a reasonable person - try to find fault in what people are saying no matter what. People say dumb things because they don't think before they speak.

Be ruled by your emotions - be at the ready to cry and use appeal to emotion logical fallacy about anyone's statements.

Draw attention to yourself for no reason -This invites unwanted comments

Base your identity on secondary factors - This includes Gender (identity and expression), Sexual orientation, Political affiliation, Ancestry, height/weight.