The Importance of Teaching Grammar in Modern Marketing

Hulu says "Come TV with us" and Walmart says, "Easter like you mean it". Why are we teaching grammar to our children? If marketing executives have thrown the rules of grammar out the window, why should we bother? I'll tell you why it's so our kids can eventually replace the people who can't speak or write correctly.

I'll admit that I'm not the bested expert at wordsmithing, but our society has done begun devolving into a new type of language.